Beatrice Thomas

Hi! I’m Beatrice.

Let’s be honest: I’m a prodigious catch.

“Hey, that’s easy to say,” you’ll tell me? You are right. Allow me to specify.

Beauty-wise, you’re welcome to make good use of the photos and get an eyeful as you wait for our phenomenal real-life rendezvous. In person, you’ll be consumed with every little piece of me: the way I talk, laugh and smile; how I smell, move, and touch you…

As for cognitive attraction, prepare yourself for unprecedented levels of chemistry with my way of thinking. Stating that I’m intelligent would be an understatement, as I’ve been given the clinical stamp of intellectual giftedness, but you’ll be the judge of that.

You know what else? I take pride in being hilarious, rupturing spleens every chance I get. I bet I can make you laugh until you can’t wipe the smile off your face. Although, perhaps that smile was triggered for a whole other reason…

So, yeah, I am a one-in-a-million gal.

Go ahead, confirm my words by booking a date.

P.S. I now also have an OF account.